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<description>The true story of a girl from Queens.</description>
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<dc:creator>metrocake@gmail.com</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2006-08-08T21:19:24-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>ultramegawow is closed: blog is at metrocake.com</title>
<link>http://www.ultramegawow.com/archives/000800.html</link>
<description>I&apos;ve never quite adapted to leaving my &quot;metrocake&quot; moniker, so I&apos;ve decided to embrace it once again. I will not be posting here anymore; this blog is officially closed. To read my further adventures, go to metrocake.com! Take care --...</description>
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<dc:subject>true life</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-08-08T21:19:24-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>DEAD FEED: NEW FEED AT WWW.METROCAKE.COM</title>
<link>http://www.ultramegawow.com/archives/000799.html</link>
<description>For RSS readers: &quot;Ultramegawow&quot; is reverting back to &quot;metrocake.com.&quot; Please subscribe to the new feed at: http://www.metrocake.com/atom.xml. Thanks!...</description>
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<dc:date>2006-08-08T21:12:41-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>absolutely fucking brilliant</title>
<link>http://www.ultramegawow.com/archives/000632.html</link>
<description>Just go read this. Then send it to everyone you know....</description>
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<dc:subject>interweb</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-08-04T14:19:12-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>start me up...shut me down...</title>
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<description>ConEd -- Manhattan&apos;s power supplier -- is urging all business and residents on the East Side to power down unessential appliances. Apparantly they&apos;re having some problems with the power lines. We&apos;ve already been told that we may have no power...</description>
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<dc:subject>New York, New York</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-08-03T10:36:42-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>too damn hot</title>
<link>http://www.ultramegawow.com/archives/000630.html</link>
<description>This comic strip says it all. The air conditioning is mostly broken in my office...today is gonna SUCK. &gt;:/...</description>
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<dc:subject>New York, New York</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-08-02T09:39:42-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>so stealth, I&apos;m like a FRICKIN&apos; JET</title>
<link>http://www.ultramegawow.com/archives/000629.html</link>
<description>Yo. So flip-flops have been forbidden footwear in our office this year, which blows. Done right, they are some of the cutest summer shoes, after all. Anyway, everyone&apos;s been wearing them to and from the office, and changing into &quot;other...</description>
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<dc:subject>true life</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-08-01T14:44:13-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>more fun with spam</title>
<link>http://www.ultramegawow.com/archives/000628.html</link>
<description>More spam phrases of note: &quot;sourly heartfelt,&quot; &quot;find pursue,&quot; and &quot;deprivation comrade.&quot;...</description>
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<dc:subject>interweb</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-07-31T10:10:06-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>...and then, I woke up</title>
<link>http://www.ultramegawow.com/archives/000627.html</link>
<description>I had written the best blog entry EVAH! It was all about love and relationships in New York City, and everything that I wrote was so true, and everyone I knew read it and loved it, and thought it should...</description>
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<dc:subject>true life</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-07-30T09:20:49-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>gasp, moan, whimper...</title>
<link>http://www.ultramegawow.com/archives/000626.html</link>
<description>I want one, I want one!!! I want one EVEN MORE than a Nick Cave Doll!...</description>
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<dc:subject>true life</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-07-27T20:52:40-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>not me, no, nope...</title>
<link>http://www.ultramegawow.com/archives/000625.html</link>
<description>I&apos;ve...uh...never done this. No, not me. Not ever. No. : looks up at sky, whistles innocently : (Great strip, by the way. Daily reading highly recommended!)...</description>
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<dc:subject>new york city transit</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-07-26T16:32:01-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>posters we all should have!</title>
<link>http://www.ultramegawow.com/archives/000624.html</link>
<description>Everyone should have at least one of these in their office...even more if you&apos;re trying to get fired. I find the &quot;planning&quot; one especially apt this week. :P...</description>
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<dc:subject>goof, etc.</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-07-25T16:14:15-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>: tap, tap...:</title>
<link>http://www.ultramegawow.com/archives/000623.html</link>
<description>...is this thing on? I just upgraded to Movable Type 3.31...let&apos;s see how I do now. :) I haven&apos;t installed any of the sooper-dooper stuff yet -- but the base system seems to be up and running. w00t!...</description>
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<dc:subject>interweb</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-07-24T13:16:25-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>oui, wheeeee!</title>
<link>http://www.ultramegawow.com/archives/000622.html</link>
<description>A little tipsy -- had a wee bit too much wine with dinner. :) Since I started with a really empty stomach, um, erm... R and I were watching &quot;Cirque du Soleil: Fire Within,&quot; and I started muttering things in...</description>
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<dc:subject>true life</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-07-23T20:16:50-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>total epic cuteness...</title>
<link>http://www.ultramegawow.com/archives/000621.html</link>
<description>PENGUIN CAM! PENGUIM CAM! PENGUIN CAM!!! ... That is all....</description>
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<dc:subject>New York, New York</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-07-21T17:31:56-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>we come from the land down under...</title>
<link>http://www.ultramegawow.com/archives/000620.html</link>
<description>So it thunders and rains. Then it stops. Then it happens again. Stops. Again. Stops. WTF? Clearly, this is God&apos;s way of keeping me from a pedicure. &gt;:/ In other news...hugs and support to my friends in Astoria without power...</description>
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<dc:subject>New York, New York</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-07-21T17:02:46-05:00</dc:date>
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